Thursday, March 3, 2011

Tasting tour

I’m not a food critic, and never could be—my palate’s what you’d call rustic—and the same for Rob, who’s a bit averse to being photographed and kicked out of restaurants by jumpy proprietors. Even so, we do love casual dining, which is why the “Rabbit Food” series has been a cornerstone of Troubleshooting from the start. And while we’re certainly not above chains or fast food or openly hovering around the display case at Grand Lux Café’s dessert counter, this entry is about catching up on some of the local places we’ve visited in the last year...and may well visit again.


The thing about LA is that you can find pretty much any cuisine here—if you’re willing to make the drive. Conversely, I don’t think the city has a true signature dish the way Chicago has pizza, Philadelphia has cheesesteaks, or Baltimore has crabcakes—though it is recognized as the birthplace of the French dip! Perhaps not surprisingly, there’s a long-standing dispute over which century-old establishment invented it, but frankly, I’m only interested in the food itself. Both places are downtown, so we started at Philippe’s near Olvera Street, a deli with communal tables, sawdust on the floor, and other touches that make it look like it’s gone unchanged for fifty years or more. And they still have coffee for 9¢ a cup!


As for the actual sandwich? I thought I’d try it bare-bones, just a “wet-style” sandwich that came pre-dipped. But I kind of liked it that way, since it retained enough of the earthy au jus to have an, I don’t know, elemental quality to it. Unflashy, sure, but you could see how the idea caught on, and the spicy house mustard gave it a light but satisfying kick on top of that.


The other claim to the French dip belongs to Cole’s, over in the Pacific Electric Building on 6th St. Like Philippe’s, it opened in 1908, but it’s a pub rather than a deli, and because Philippe’s changed locations more than once, it’s Cole’s that reigned as LA’s longest continuously operating restaurant until it closed temporarily for remodeling in 2007–2008.


The remodeling makes it look more polished (if no less retro) than Philippe’s, but how’s the dip stack up? Truthfully, even with Swiss cheese added, I found the meat flatter and less savory than Philippe’s. But what I’d come back for were the sides, both the garlic fries—so garlicky I could still taste them on my whiskers the next day—and the “atomic pickle,” with its sweet and zesty but not bitingly hot zing...


...because despite getting several extra pickle spears to go, my brothers promptly laid waste to them, then insisted we immediately head back for more. Next time, guys!


French dip investigation aside, we also checked in with some other local institutions. Take the Pig & Whistle, which hosted the first Oscars party and was namechecked in Chinatown: As much as the surrounding Hollywood neighborhood has changed over the decades, it’s stood fast, give or take a restoration, and the menu is still dominated by good old pub food...even if the glass-bottle Cokes of my prior visits are apparently a thing of the past. But no complaints about the chicken pot pie, which comes with its flaky crust cut sandwich-style so all that steamy filling can literally spill out. It may not be a traditional presentation, but it checks all the other boxes!


Then down on Sunset is a newer haunt for starving actors and struggling artists, the Griddle Café. And part of what makes it popular is the out-of-control portions—as generous as the Crème de la Crème French toast here may look with its graham cracker crust and cheesecake topping, the pancakes spill over the plate, and even a human-size appetite can make two or three extra meals out of the leftovers. Plus for a few more bucks you can get real sausages on the side, not wimpy breakfast links like most places would sell you for the same price.


And right across the street from the Griddle Café is the Hollywood installment of the Counter, a burger place where you can truly have it your way—walk in and they hand you a checklist where you can choose your meat, your bun (or lack thereof), your sauces, and your toppings. Here I went for a grilled chicken breast on a multigrain bun with Asian-leaning flavors: ginger-soy glaze, horseradish cheddar, scallions, cucumbers, and mixed greens, with fried onion strings on the side and an apple pie shake. But only because the even better churro shake wasn’t available that day.


Obviously, though, LA’s not hurting for actual Asian food. On the way to Griffith Observatory, we stopped off for a late lunch at Chi Dynasty for some good old-fashioned sesame chicken. No frills here...but then about ten seconds after my first bite, the heat of the chiles and the pungency of the sauce hit me and I drained half my soda. That’s the way to do Chinese!


Not far from Chi Dynasty is Little Armenia/Thai Town—the two overlap and blur—which is where you’ll find Jitlada, tucked away in a strip mall. They specialize in southern Thai cuisine, and while I understand mussels aren’t traditionally southern, who could resist these pretty New Zealand green mussels, served up in a light curry broth with basil and lemongrass? Mmm!


Rolling down the hill to Santa Monica Blvd., we come to Marouch, a Lebanese-Armenian eatery not far from Hollywood Forever. These are the makings for chicken shawarma with a delicious garlic sauce, but I’d be remiss if I didn't give a shout-out to the appetizers as well, especially the pickled turnips—seriously—and the yummiest hummus I’ve had to date.

Side note: This was actually my second time at Marouch (afternoon lighting screwed up the first shoot), but not only did owner Serge remember me from months earlier, he remembered which table we sat at and made sure we were away from the windows this time! A rabbit never minds a little personal attention, but that was above and beyond. Thanks, Serge!


We don’t do Ethiopian food a lot since Rob doesn’t care for injera, but once in a while he can be nagged into going to Nyala in Little Ethiopia. And it’s worth it when the doro tibs—shredded chicken in a tomato sauce flavored with a berbere spice blend and niter kibbeh butter—and green salad are this tasty. It’s just more of a challenge with paws, is all.

I’m gonna need a few more napkins in a minute.


How about giving the new mozzarella bar a try? Obikà in Century City imports its stuff straight from Italy three times a week, so it’s almost as fresh from the water buffalo’s udder as it can be. This is the smoked affumicata mozzarella with salame felino; it may not look all that filling, but one, it’s meant to be savored rather than bolted, and two, a little bite of everything—including the cherry tomatoes and greens—goes a long way, particularly with the rich, smoky flavor of the cheese. That said, next time I’m getting the stracciatella di burrata—the sweet, ricotta-like variation—next time. It’s even better!


Southwards of Obikà is an old favorite of Rob’s, Empanada’s Place in Culver City. There used to be one in West Hollywood, closer to us, but these days we suffer the mileage because we love a turnover in any language—calzones, böreks, piroshki, we’re there. And for the Argentinean empanada, this place offers nearly twenty different fillings, but when I go, I usually just stick with a basic trio of beef, chicken, and spinach (you can distinguish them by their shapes and crimpings). And then get one of each of the rest for takeout.


Further abroad, on our way back from the South Coast Botanic Garden last summer, we swung by King’s Hawaiian in Torrance—and since I couldn’t make up my mind, I wound up ordering an entire Royal Platter! This is the way to go if you prefer picking at appetizers over working through an entrée, because they’re all here: fried calamari, kalua pork nachos, teriyaki beef, mini chicken skewers, even Spam sushi! All that plus an aquarium-side view—but hey, that was a long shoot, I earned it.


Strangely, it’s hard for me to pick specific favorites among restaurants, but I suppose when it comes down to it, Oumi Sasaya in Lomita is a likely contender. It’s not just the size of their shrimp udon—the angle of the photo really belies what a huge cauldron this was—it’s that the mochi tempura turns into the chewiest dumpling in the broth and is so good that Rob and I both dreamed about it days later and had to go back at the next opportunity. And will again, undoubtedly.


When all is said and done, however, sometimes you just want something simple. And in Southern California, that typically means a trip to In-N-Out Burger. Is it the best hamburger in the world? I’ll let you know when I’ve tried them all, but in the meantime, just give me an Animal-style 3x3 with a vanilla shake and all is well.


Don’t worry, I’ve left room for the best part of any meal—dessert! You may remember that back in September I mentioned the black sesame cream puff at Patisserie Chantilly (right next to Oumi Sasaya!) as well the shave ice at Stewie’s in Glendale (now sadly closed). More recently, I stopped by West LA’s tiny Churros Caliente, and as good as their chicken panini with reggiano was, I clearly came for the fresh churros! They’re made to order and served Spanish-style here—that is, with a dipping cup of thick, creamy hot chocolate that’s a house blend of cacao beans with just enough milk and sugar to retain some subtle floral notes without making it overly sweet like everyday cocoa. And there was enough left over from dipping for one good chug!


Also fun: Tokyo Table in Arcadia, which surprised me with its massive “honey toast”—huge slices of bread that are cubed, toasted, and topped with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce! Not very Japanese? Who cares!


But even more decadent than that? Going to the Fair Oaks Pharmacy, a soda fountain in South Pasadena that’s so old-timey that it’s literally on Route 66. Nice place to have a grilled cheese and a lime phosphate, but then it was down to business with a Banana Blitz, which seems pretty self-explanatory. I...am a lucky rabbit.


And so it goes when I dine out—nothing terribly fancy, nor does it have to be. But to be honest, looking back at everywhere I’ve been in the last year kind of makes me want to put my paws up for a bit, so maybe I’ll just order in tonight. Feel free to stick around if you want, though—what do you like on your pizza?

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Only once every twelve years

Sun nien fai lok! Or xin nian yu kuai, if you swing that way. And to be honest, that’s most of the non-menu Chinese that I know; yes, I was technically born in China, but I came to the States so immediately that I never picked up the language. This might be a good time to start, though—according to the lunar calendar, it’s the Year of the Rabbit! Which, as you may know, only comes every dozen years, meaning I wasn’t even around for the last one. We don’t usually observe Chinese New Year, but Rob made an exception this time and gave us all money in traditional lay see envelopes! Hey, Rob—any chance we can make this an annual thing after all?

You know, I don’t think Damage was supposed to just rip open the envelope and pull out the cash in front of the person who gave it to him. That seems like bad form.


Then, seeing as it’s a special year for bunnies, Rob thought we might like to go to the New Year’s parade in Chinatown, but for once my brothers all begged off, out of concern about the nonstop firecracker noise in their ears. But dedicated professional that I am, I was willing to take this one for the team! Well, and my earplugs!


We had some time to kill before the parade began, and Chinatown being on the small side, it was fairly packed—the sidewalks were crowded, the shops were bustling, festival vendors congested things further, and in Central Plaza, someone my size had to jostle constantly just to catch a glimpse of the performers on stage.

Chinese acrobats. Everywhere I go, Chinese acrobats.


Then around 1 o’clock, we staked out a place on the curb just as the parade was starting. Mayor Villaraigosa—rocking a red changshan—kicked it off, leading the crowd in alternating Chinese and Angeleno chants of Gung hay fat choy! and ¡Felix año nuevo chino! That’s covering your bases.


And then came our main ethnic representative, in the form of...a movie tie-in. This town, I swear.


After that came a series of floats, local dignitaries, marching bands, and even martial artists, but the parade participants who drew some of the most enthusiastic response were the dragon dancers, a number of whom snaked their way down the street bearing dragons in a variety of colors and sizes.

That poor sucker’s just never gonna catch that pearl, is he?


Then there were the lion dancers. My new brothers Menace and Rancor had never seen those before—not even on TV—so before we left for Chinatown, they asked Rob what those performances are like. He told them, “It’s just two guys under a sheet, with one thrusting the head up and down.”

Completely unironically, he said this. It was only when some of us fell over laughing that he realized how it came out.


After the parade, it was time to shop! We meandered around the stores and festival booths, but it was the bakeries we targeted most—so of course they were the busiest of all, but eventually we made it out with the char siu bao Rob promised my brothers as well as enough mooncakes for everybody! Well, except I bought myself an extra one to eat immediately. Hey, I work hard all year, I deserve nice things.


And then despite myself, I gave in to mob mentality and got some of those Party Snaps people were setting off literally every second. Why not, it’s a holiday. Watch your feet—I got a pawful of bang to unleash.


Soon enough, it was dinnertime! Even hours after the parade, all the restaurants were overflowing, so we ended up going with the first place that said they could seat us in under forty-five minutes.

I don’t know what Rob’s getting, but suddenly I want seafood.


...which worked out perfectly, since they were already out of the beef chow fun Rob originally wanted. (Long noodles = long life, according to tradition.) Granted, with this many people they probably ran out of everything before long, so I likely got my scallops with black bean sauce just in time!


And that was it for our Chinese New Year excursion—we had baked goods to get back to my brothers, after all. But not without one last stroll through Central Plaza, now that it was all lit up.


Looks almost magical at night, doesn’t it? They should do a movie about this part of town sometime.

Oh, right.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

From season to season

It’s been a fairly quiet autumn for me. Not that I’m complaining after an incredibly busy spring and summer, mind you—it’s just a dramatic change of pace following the middle six months of the year. And I did do a few things outside of Griffith Observatory: For one, I extended my tour of local botanical gardens slightly by finally visiting Conejo Valley Garden. It may not the be most obvious time to go, but some fall-blooming cacti pretty much justified the trip.


I know missing this place during the main tour seems like a gross oversight when you consider what conejo means, but what can I say—Thousand Oaks is a little outside my normal range. Not a bad view from up here, though, even if I never did see any conejos anywhere.


I also went to my first drum circle ever, albeit one for kids at the Remo Recreational Music Center—friends who are parents got me in—so I wouldn’t look completely out of place or get weird smoke in my fur. Think this goblet drum’ll give me a suitable amount of boom?


Or am I in more of a conga mood?


Eventually, I settled on something a little more modest—you know, so as not to drown out the preschoolers with my furious skins-bashing—and joined the circle. Okay, everyone knows “Lust For Life,” right? You know, from Trainspotting?


Aw, man. Busted down to Stevie Nicks duty.


Mostly, however, this season’s been about the holidays! For Halloween, Rob and I made a return trip to Hollywood Forever, where LA’s massive Dia de los Muertos festival is held each year. Hey, why limit yourself to the Halloween palette of orange and black when everything can be a riot of color, right?


The entire cemetery is turned over to the festival, with a good chunk of it reserved for people to construct elaborate commemorative altars to their departed loved ones. Photos and offerings are par for the course, but appearing as costumed extras is where the truly dedicated prove themselves. Smart move with the parasols today, ladies!


Here’s something I don’t see every day: a mausoleum converted into a makeshift art gallery. But in fairness, it was probably even weirder for the people seeing a rabbit stroll through a mausoleum converted into a makeshift art gallery—especially one humming “Thriller” nonstop.


Then as the sun started to descend, out came the Aztec performers, whose dynamic circle dance was exhausting to watch even before you noticed that they were stomping barefoot on concrete the whole time. Ouch. Go soak ’em afterward, guys!


But, of course, the best part of any holiday? Zeroing in on the sugar. ¡Buenos dias, calaveras de azúcar! I promised my brothers I’d bring home as many of you as could fit in this basket. Don’t worry, Rob’ll wheel it back to the supermarket as soon as we’re done.


Alas, poor Yorick. Nom.


Thanksgiving was more subdued, by comparison—just my brothers and me, plus enough friends to handle the cooking. Hey, there’s more in the oven, right? Because we’ll be ready for it after this appetizer turkey.


That brings us to early December, which can only mean two words: Sawdust Festival! But we thought we’d switch it up by going later than usual to see what it’s like after dark—the downside being less shopping time overall, so this better not be anything less than magical...

...okay, yeah. That’ll do.


Our friend Missy wasn’t showing this year, but otherwise, it was the standard assortment of offerings—ceramics, paintings, jewelry, clothing, glassblowing demonstrations, you name it. I guess this would be a bad time for me to scream and pound on the window really hard?


And did I mention the roaming carolers?


Hey, it’s the Star of Beth...oh, it’s just a halogen light.


Then after some quick purchases—and a woman inexplicably mistaking me for a squirrel—we took a swing by Roger’s Gardens. Year in, year out, it’s one of the best places I know for finding anything Christmassy, be it traditional, like these German Christmas pyramids...


...or nontraditional, like these, uh, glitter dwarves. Is this a thing now? Should it be?


Wow. In all my dreaming of a white Christmas, it was never this intense.


Still, there’s nothing like my own home mall—the Grove, back in Hollywood—at Christmas. I know I’m biased, but: I love this view.


And that about takes us up to the beginning of winter proper. Happy holidays from Havvy, Beds, Dam, Kayo, Pan, Venj, Mence, Rane, and me!

Oh, and Rob.