1) The Bob Loblaw Law Blog—“Making A Stand”
2) “Annyong”—Annyong, first appears in “Shock And Aww”
3) “hermano”—Marta, “Marta Complex”
4) “Now, the story of...Arrested Development.”—Narrator, first appears in
“Top Banana”
5) Segway—first appears in “Pilot”
6) The Final Countdown—first appears in “Storming The Castle”
7) “Bob Loblaw no habla español.”—Commercial Announcer, “Forget-
Me-Now”
8) “It ain’t easy bein’ white”/“It ain’t easy bein’ brown”—Gob/Franklin, “The
Righteous Brothers”
9) Boyfights—“Making A Stand”
10) Bulldozer chicken—“Staff Infection”
11) Chicken dance—Gob, first appears in “Staff Infection”
12) “Chickens don’t clap!”—Buster, “Staff Infection”
13) “Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me
want to...set myself on fire!”—Lucille, “Pilot”
14) “My name is Judge!”—Judge Reinhold, “Fakin’ It”
15) “Those men did not enjoy Soapdish. I think you have to know that
world.”—George, “Queen For A Day”
16) “In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the
hide of an éléphant.”—Tobias, “Top Banana”
17) Teamocil—first appears in “Best Man For The Gob”
18) “But I’m the oldest—the matriarch, if you will.”—Gob, “Let ’Em Eat
Cake”
19) “If you don’t start pulling your weight around here, it’s gonna be shape
up or ship up.”—Gob, “Justice Is Blind”
20) “I’m Oscar...dot.com!”—Oscar, “The Cabin Show”
21) “There are dozens of us—dozens!”—Tobias, “In God We Trust”
22) “Why does this have to become my problem? No. I’m out. Forget it. Find
somebody else. I’m sick of doing everything for this family!”—Gob, “Let
’Em Eat Cake”
23) “And you’re all gonna feel the sweet sting of sweat in your eyes..."—
Michael, “Pilot”
24) “I’m out of this family. Seriously.”—Michael, “The One Where Michael
Leaves”
25) “Say goodbye to your company, Michael—and say goodbye to these!”—
Kitty, “Missing Kitty”
26) “Did you go to the seminar on chafing?” “Dr. Schoenweiss, yes.”—Phillip
Litt/Tobias, “Spring Breakout”
27) “I’ve got the thingy. Half in English, half in scribbly.”—Gob, “The One
Where Michael Leaves”
28) Stair car—first appears in “Key Decisions”
29) “I buy all my cars at police auction.”—Carl Weathers, “Public Relations”
30) “I’m puttin’ the invisible locks on the door.”—Trevor, “The Ocean
Walker”
31) “Are you ready for Operation: Hot Brother?” “I’m not ready to call it
that.”—Buster/Michael, “Exit Strategy”
32) “I think I’m going to take a scenic drive to the City of Industry.”—Barry
Zuckerkorn, “Altar Egos”
33) “Buster had an unfortunate encounter in a photo booth on the wildlife-
populated island of Catalina.”—Narrator, “Staff Infection”
34) “Shady Pines is a wonderful facility up there on the hill—you know, they
used to film Sugarfoot up there.”—Cal Cullen, “Spring Breakout”
35) “I think anything south of San Diego will be just fine.”—Michael,
“Making A Stand”
36) “Portugal...down old South America way.”—Gob, “In God We Trust”
37) “Nothing can stop us now—nothing in the world of man nor beast nor
time.”—Michael, “The Ocean Walker”
38) “He said he was taking surface streets to LAX because the freeway’s
backed up all the way to Knott’s Berry Farm.”—Buster, “Exit Strategy”
39) “She’s with her debate club and they’re on their way to Sacremende for
the semifinals.”—Lindsay, “Hand To God”
40) “You had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons!”—Lindsay, “Pilot”
41) Wee-brain—“Forget-Me-Now”
42) Fox’s World’s Worst Drivers—“My Mother The Car”
43) InfoMole—“Mr. F”
44) “Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.”—Buster, “The Ocean Walker”
45) “I think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island!”—
Buster, “Charity Drive”
46) “Come on!”—Gob, first appears in “Afternoon Delight”
47) “Gob had not mailed the letter, but in an act of defiance, dramatically
hurled the letter into the sea."—Narrator, “Top Banana”
48) “I love soup. If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat
soup, I’d be happy.”—Buster, “Fakin’ It”
49) “It’s hot ham water.”—Lindsay, “S.O.B.s”
50) “So watery—and yet there’s a smack of ham to it.”—Buster, “S.O.B.s”
51) Girls With Low Self-Esteem—“Missing Kitty”
52) “It’s at the state fair, which this year’s gonna be a church and state
fair.”—Maeby, “Notapusy”
53) Inner beauty pageant—“Notapusy”
54) The Young Man & The Beach—“Hand To God”
55) “Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal!”—Bystander, “Out On A Limb”
56) “Obviously, the blue part here is the land..."—Buster, “Pilot”
57) “Oscar had served in Vietnam as a croc spotter on a Swift boat.”—
Narrator, “Switch Hitter”
58) “The Army had half a day.”—Buster, “Good Grief”
59) “Circumvrent...circumverate...cirsumvrent...the old reach-around.”—
Gob, “¡Amigos!”
60) “Maritime. Maritime law.”—Michael, “Altar Egos”
61) Chareth Cutestory—“Altar Egos”
62) “You should threaten to sue. It’s free if it’s just a threat, you know.”—
Lindsay, “Justice Is Blind”
63) SEC boats—“Pilot”
64) Pirate-themed boat party—“Pilot”
65) “Get along, little sheep!”—Singer, “Staff Infection”
66) The Promise Land—“Motherboy XXX”
67) “Here we go.”—Michael, first appears in “Pilot”
68) Balboa Bay Window magazine—“Out On A Limb”
69) “Uh, I’m invited into very few personal homes.”—Jack Dorso, “Ready,
Aim, Marry Me”
70) “I have Pop-Pop in the attic.”—George Michael, “Good Grief”
71) “Yes, hello! I am looking for the magic.”—Tobias, “Storming The Castle”
72) “No touching!”—Guard/George, “Top Banana”
73) “Douche chill!”—Tobias, “Not Without My Daughter”
74) “Gob recently started the Alliance of Magicians, an organization that
blackballs any performer for revealing a magician’s secret.”—Narrator,
“Pilot”
75) “I think I maced a crane!”—Lindsay, “Charity Drive”
76) “So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it’s Allusion
with an ‘A.’”—Tony Wonder, “Sword Of Destiny”
77) “There’s a good chance I may have committed some, uh, light...
treason.”—George, “Visiting Ours”
78) “Oh, I’m so sorry. You need a UK passport to check those files—they’re
for British eyes only.”—Ian, “For British Eyes Only”
79) “I don’t want no part of your tightass country club, ya freak bitch!”—
Franklin (via Buster), “Meat The Veals”
80) $68 hair conditioner—“Top Banana”
81) Diamond dust cream—“The One Where They Build A House”
82) “Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with—
the ’T’ on it?”Maeby, “Motherboy XXX”
83) The Man Inside Me/Livres Aux Folles—“Let’Em Eat Cake”
84) “Why don’t we just take an ad out in I’m Poor magazine?”—Lindsay,
“Key Decisions”
85) “I believe I’m the one that asked you start shopping at Quantity Plus.”—
Michael, “Staff Infection”
86) “Oh my God, we’re having a fire...sale! Oh, the burning!”—Tobias, “Top
Banana”
87) “So I’m thinking of getting a motorcycle. I’m gonna need a leather jacket
when I’m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.—George
Michael, “Storming The Castle”
88) “I’m looking for something that says ‘Dad likes leather.’”—Tobias,
“Storming The Castle”
89) Gene Parmesan—“¡Amigos!”
90) “You are aware they don’t remove it from the cow surgically, right?”—
Michael, “Storming The Castle”
91) “I suppose I’m buy-curious.”—Tobias, “For British Eyes Only”
92) Never-nudes/cutoffs—“In God We Trust”
93) Analrapy—“Forget-Me-Now”
94) Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution—“Best
Man For The Gob”
95) “It’s a Shémale.”—Maeby, “Sad Sack”
96) Nazhgalia Bahn-Ahden—“Shock And Aww”
97) “Her?”—Michael, first appears in “The One Where They Build A House”
98) “Ever since he’s been dating Annie McNoface, he’s been blowing me
off.”—Maeby, “Let ’Em Eat Cake”
99) Motherboy dance—“Motherboy XXX”
100) “Excuse me—do these effectively hide my thunder?”—Tobias, “In God
We Trust”
101) “Okay, now when I yell ‘Mice!,’ I want you to open this box and I’m
gonna start stuffing some shirts down your pants.”—Gob, “Not Without
My Daughter”
102) “Michael, it was shoplifting and I’m white—I think I’m gonna be
okay.”—Lindsay, “Not Without My Daughter”
103) “First of all...and second-of-ly...”—Tobias, “¡Amigos!”
104) “I’m just kidding. I mean, the state of California isn’t, but you know,
that’s what makes it funny.”—George Michael, “Family Ties.”
105) “Motherboy was also a heavy metal band that used to rock pretty hard
in the ’70s. We are legally obligated to make the distinction.”—
Narrator, “Motherboy XXX”
106) “¡Soy loco por los cornballs!”—“George,” “Bringing Up Buster”
107) “I’ll meet you down at the big yellow joint.”—Singer, “Pier Pressure”
108) “You think the banana stand was our idea? “It wasn’t. Although they
marketed the idea better, the frozen banana itself was the brainchild of
a Korean immigrant who threatened to sue them.”—George/Narrator,
“Development Arrested”
109) “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.”—Tony Wonder, “Sword Of Destiny”
110) “There’s always money in the banana stand!”—George, “Top Banana”
111) “You and GOB were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um,
Goofuth.”—George, “The Immaculate Election”
112) “My gut is telling me no...but my gut is also very hungry.”—Gob, “Pier
Pressure”
113) “It’s one banana, what could it cost? Ten dollars?”—Lucille, “Charity
Drive”
114) “Lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.”—
“Frank,” “Family Ties”
115) “He helped me make the signs. Well, only mine and the one that says,
‘This is a tricky gray area.’”—George Michael, “The Righteous Brothers”
116) “Michael was filled with self-loathing. Had he been Jack the Ripper, he
would have soothed himself in a most unsavory way. But instead, he
just sat in his car and ate a whole thing of candy beans.”—Narrator,
“For British Eyes Only”
117) “Say, you don’t have any Sweet Freedom or Tropical Ease or any of the
Hawaiian blends, do you?”—Oscar, “Prison Break-In”
118) Afternoon Deelite—“Afternoon Delight”
119) “Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her. Maybe
I’ll put it in her brownie.”—Oscar, “Afternoon Delight”
120) “Taste the happy, Michael—taste it!”—Gob, “The Cabin Show”
121) “That’s quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don’t you
think?”—Ann, “Out On A Limb”
122) “No sugar for you—you just get more awful.”—Lucille, “Best Man For
The Gob”
123) “You are now punished. I punish thee.”—Lindsay, “Pier Pressure”
124) “How do you like them eggrolls, Mr. Goldstone?”—Lucille, “Beef
Consummé”
125) “Here’s a candy bar. No. I’m withholding it. Look at me—getting off!”—
Lucille, “Bringing Up Buster”
126) “I’m a monster!”—Buster, “Hand To God”
127) “Tobias, meanwhile, discovered that what he thought was a support
group turned out to be a team of bald men painted blue.”—Narrator,
“The One Where Michael Leaves”
128) “Christmastime Is Here” walk—“Good Grief”
129) “Wow, we’re just blowing through naptime, aren’t we?”—Buster,
“Bringing Up Buster”
130) “Croc! No, sorry, wait, log. Just a log. No, wait, sorry—croc!”—Oscar,
“Switch Hitter”
131) Wee Britain/Greenwich Mean Time—“For British Eyes Only”
132) “Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.”—Lucille, “¡Amigos!”
133) Tantamount Pictures—first appears in “Burning Love”
134) Love, Indubitably—“Mr. F”
135) The Ocean Walker (“The Ocean Walker”)
136) A Thoroughly Polite Dustup—“Notapusy”
137) “This Christmas, terror has a new face: Gangy.”—Trailer Announcer,
“Making A Stand”
138) Les Cousins Dangereux—first appears in “My Mother The Car”
139) “No, that’s not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the
complex eroticism of the French original anyway.”—George Michael,
“The Righteous Brothers”
140) “It’s the best 52 minutes you’ll spend all day!”—Maeby, “The Righteous
Brothers”
141) The Gothic Castle—“Storming The Castle”
142) “Just got back from the bumpaddle courts; tomorrow, I’m teachin’ her
baseball.”—Michael, “The Ocean Walker”
143) “It’s like a carnival—without the half-person on the skateboard that
grabbed your knee to steady himself.”—Michael, “Visiting Ours”
144) Claw machine—“Afternoon Delight”
145) “If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t
respond to it.”—Lucille, “Key Decisions”
146) “I am not s-ing around!”—Buster, “Pier Pressure”
147) “These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for
marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.”—Buster, “Afternoon
Delight”
148) “It was...utterly macabre.”—Gob, “Bringing Up Buster”
149) “I’m paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands—gold Krugerrands—
stuffed in energy bar wrappers.”—George, “My Mother The Car”
150 “Say hello to my tiny teddy.”—Rita, “The Ocean Walker”
151) “Well, that was a freebie.”—Maeby, first appears in “The Cabin Show”
152) “Tobias had used his catlike agility to get the evidence at Maggie’s
home.”—Narrator, “Justice Is Blind”
153) “You asked me for $5,000 so you could invest in a Franklin CD. Now, I
assumed you were talking about the mutual fund and not a compact
disc of you singing to your hand.”—Michael, “The Righteous Brothers”
154) “We’ll have the last laugh! We’ll be the laughingstock of the
boardwalk!”—Gob, “Making A Stand”
155) “And now you’re mocking me, you selfish...country music-loving lady,
you.”—Tobias, “Beef Consommé”
156) “Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I’m feeling a little
pressure here!”—Lindsay, “Family Ties”
157) Actor Pull—“Top Banana"
158) “It’s gonna be tough to work that into the character and it’s gonna fight
the costume I rented, but I didn’t take six weeks of improv classes at
the Groundlings for nothing.”—Tobias, “Mr. F”
159) “I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches
here.”—Buster, “Justice Is Blind”
160) “Swallows was a family-style restaurant by day and an anything-goes
pansexual bazaar by night.”—Narrator, “The Cabin Show”
161) Klimpy’s—“Public Relations”
162) Fat Ammy’s—“Forget-Me-Now”
163) “If you need me, I will be at Señor Tadpole’s having a margarita made
in my mouth.”—Kitty, “Missing Kitty”
164) Skip’s Scramble/Skip Church’s Bistro—“Out On A Limb”
165) “She calls it a mayon-egg.”—George Michael, “The One Where They
Build A House”
166) “I don’t know what that means...but it sounds disgusting!”—Buster,
“Marta Complex”
167) “If I have to smell another meal of fish, rice, and mango, I’m gonna kill
somebody.”—Gob, “In God We Trust”
168) “Looks a little more like Red Prawn, Dad.” “It’s the Shrimp Fest.”—
Michael/George, “Fakin’ It”
169) “Dinner’s ready! We’re having Lindsay chops.”—Lucille, “Development
Arrested”
170) “There’s still plenty of meat on that bone! Now, you take this home,
throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato—baby, you got a stew
goin’!”—Carl Weathers, “Marta Complex”
171) “Fried cheese...with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp...with club sauce.
Chicken fingers...with spicy club sauce.”—Gob, “Burning Love”
172) “What about macaroni—let me finish—salad?”—Gob, “Let ’Em Eat
Cake”
173) “I’m gonna go get a new soda. Hey, you know that you can get a refill on
any drink you want here, and it’s free?” “It’s a wonderful
restaurant!”—Carl Weathers/Tobias, “Motherboy XXX”
174) “Chicken in chicken sauce.”—Gob, “S.O.B.s”
175) “Who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the
States you call it a sausage in the mouth.”—“Mrs. Featherbottom,”
“Meat The Veals”
176) “Wow, this Cloudmir’s making me think fuzzy—I have almost no
judgment at all!”—Lindsay, “Public Relations”
177) “Well, I had to—it’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.”—Lindsay,
“Exit Strategy”
178) Mr. Banana-Grabber—“Charity Drive”
179) “This is so wrong. Not hot wrong—you know, regular wrong.”—
Michael, “Beef Consommé”
180) El Amor Prohibido—first appears in “Key Decisions”
181) “You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.”—Lucille, “Top Banana”
182) “That was 90% gravity!”—Buster, “Charity Drive”
183) “So it’d be sort of like going from prime rib to...I don’t know, weird
brother of prime rib.”—Gob, “Beef Consommé”
184) “Well, that’s like comparing apples and some fruit nobody’s never
heard of.”—Maeby, “The Immaculate Election”
185) “It tasted like a foot. Which I didn’t really mind...but I’m pretty sure I
said no nuts.”—Maeby, “Pilot”
186) “C-minus! C-M-I-N-E-S!”—Maeby, “Pier Pressure”
187) “Stick a wrench in me, I’m done.”—Lindsay, “Burning Love”
188) “A touch of the dizzies.”—Lucille Austero, “Key Decisions”
189) “I’m Mr. Manager!”—George Michael, “Top Banana”
190) “I’ve made a huge mistake.”—Gob, first appears in “Key Decisions”
191) “It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.”—Michael, “Good Grief”
192) “Oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly..."—
Tobias, “The Righteous Brothers”
193) “I am behaving like an Uday lookalike.”—Saddam Lookalike, “Exit
Strategy”
194) “Yes, but sometimes working at something, it’s a way to not deal with
some other thing.”—Marta, “Marta Complex”
195) “This family can be pretty screwed up sometimes—I used to think that
too, but it’s better than the alternative.”—Maeby, “Beef Consommé”
196) “We’re brothers. We shouldn’t be fighting. We cannot afford to lose
each other, okay?”—Michael, The Righteous Brothers”
197) “I must say, I feel a bit like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul, but I
suppose it’s worth a shot.”—Tobias, “Best Man For The Gob”
198) “Return from whence you came!”—Gob, “Top Banana”
199) “Then you should go to him. For as it is written you shall be with whom
you have formed a more perfect union with under God.”—Maeby,
“Motherboy XXX”
200) Mr. F—“Mr. F”
201) “If this was a Lifetime Moment Of Truth movie, this would be our act
break. But it wasn’t.”—Tobias/Narrator, “Forget-Me-Now”
202) Hot Cops—“Pier Pressure”
203) “Are you at all concerned about an uprising?”—Buster, “Pilot”
204) “That’s why...you always...leave a note.”—J. Walter Weatherman, “Pier
Pressure”
205) “Okay, look, I know you got a Crocodile in spelling but this has gone
too far.”—Lindsay, “Pier Pressure”
206) “They fluctuate in their learning.”—Donnie Richter, “S.O.B.s”
207) “Oh, great—that sounds like another one of those gradeless,
structureless, New Age feel-gooderies.”—Michael, “S.O.B.s”
208) The Milford Academy—“Public Relations”
209) “Hey, brother.”—Buster, first appears in “Key Decisions”
210) “There’s been a lot of lying in this family.” “And a lot of love.” “More
lies.”—Michael/Lucille, “Let ’Em Eat Cake”
211) “I’m doing the time of my life!”—George, “Top Banana”
212) “Let me tell you something, sweetie—we may pick on each other, get
into little scrapes, call each other names, and occasionally steal from
each other, but that’s because we’re a family. You have no right. You
don’t get to do that!”—Lucille, “Public Relations”
213) “Because we’re brothers, Mom. And we kind of like each other.”—Gob,
“My Mother The Car”
214) “That counts for everything. This is what’s real. This is what lasts.
Everything else is just petty.”—Gob, “Beef Consommé”
215) “You know it’s true. Everything I do, I do it for you.”—Gob, “The
Righteous Brothers”
216) “Cheers to Mom and Dad, Buster and Lucille, to Lindsay and Tobias, to
GOB and Marta...To love and happiness—I love you all, Marta!”—
Michael, “Marta Complex”
217) “Good talk.”—Michael, first appears in “Key Decisions”
218) Family Love Michael banner—“Forget-Me-Now”
219) “The family continued to chant, ‘Speech! Speech! Speech!’ for no one in
particular.”—Narrator, “Marta Complex”
220) “I told them not to, but I can’t promise that their instincts won’t kick
in.”—Gob, “Pier Pressure”
221) “Although he’d only gotten to second base, he’d gone in head first. Like
Pete Rose.”—Narrator, “Development Arrested”
222) “I can’t tell you how many health codes you’re violating right now.”—
George Michael, “Top Banana”
223) “Solid as a rock.”—Gob, “The One Where They Build A House”
224) “Also, for somebody in a coma, your brother Buster has made an
impressive fifteen phone calls to radio stations alternately requesting ‘I
Will Survive’ and—what was the other one?—“She’s Out Of My Life.”—
Wayne Jarvis, “Exit Strategy”
225) “Somewhere over the rainbow...there’s another rainbow..."—Tobias,
“Missing Kitty”
226) “Family first.”—Michael, first appears in “Pilot”
227) “All you need is smiles.”—Oscar, “Whistler’s Mother”
228) “I tried to express something to you in a couple of those numbers—and
maybe, just maybe, heal this country a little bit.”—Gob, The Righteous
Brothers”
229) “We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!”—
Buster, “Best Man For The Gob”
230) “I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.”—George, “Top
Banana”
231) “Te amo.”—Marta, “Marta Complex”
232) “Marry me!”—Maeby, first appears in “Switch Hitter”
233) “No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can’t emphasize that
enough.”—Narrator, “For British Eyes Only”
234) “Luchas de Muchachos!”—Painters, “Making A Stand”
235) “So they sent out invitations with the disease still ‘to be announced.’
And, much to their surprise, the Bluths ended up raising over $25,000
to fight TBA. And then—and here’s the really horrible part—they did it
again the following year.”—Narrator, “Prison Break-In”
236) “Somebody sent my brother Donnie a basket of poison muffins.”—
Rocky Richter, “S.O.B.s”
237) “She’s saying goodbye to someone named Q. If she can get past his
security system, she’s gonna tell him it’s over.”—Buster, “Queen For A
Day”
238) “This is gonna be our best summer ever, buddy!”—George/Michael,
“Top Banana”
239) footage not found—“Let’Em Eat Cake”
240) Mission Accomplished—“The One Where They Build A House”
241) “This has been pleasant and professional; good luck in the coming
business year.”—Ted, “Afternoon Delight”
242) “And that’s how you narrate a story!”—Narrator, “Spring Breakout”
243) “On the next Arrested Development...”—Narrator, first appears in
“Pilot”
244) Living Classics Pageant—“In God We Trust”
245) “Steve Holt!”—Steve Holt, first appears in “Bringing Up Buster”
